Mel Smith

Rock & Chips

as DI Thomas

Not Again: Not the Nine O'Clock News

as Self

The Riddle

as Professor Cranshaw

Consenting Adults

as David Maxwell Fyfe

Bottom Mindless Violence

as Jumbo Whiffy (archive footage) (uncredited)

The Best of Not the Nine O'Clock News Volume Two

The Best of Not the Nine O'Clock News Volume One

Blackball

as Bowls Commentator (voice)

Peter Cook: At a Slight Angle to the Universe

as Self

High Heels and Low Lifes

as Man at Train Station (uncredited)

The Story of Bean

as Self

Twelfth Night

as Sir Toby Belch

Some Interesting Facts About Peter Cook

as self

Milner

as Stephen Milner

Smith & Jones - One Night Stand

Art Deco Detective

as Porno Movie Director

Brain Donors

as Rocco Melonchek

Amnesty International's Big 30

as Self

Father Christmas

as Father Christmas (voice)

The Wolves of Willoughby Chase

as Mr. Grimshaw

Wilt

as Inspector Flint

The Tall Guy

as Drunk at Party

Alas Sage & Onion

as Various

Smith and Jones: The Home-Made Xmas Video

as Len

The Princess Bride

as The Albino

The Grand Knockout Tournament

as Self

Finland For Adults

as Santa Claus

Comedians Do It On Stage

as Self

National Lampoon's European Vacation

as Hotel Manager

Live Aid

as Self

Restless Natives

as Pyle

Morons from Outer Space

as Bernard

Number One

as Billy Evans

Slayground

as Terry Abbatt

Bullshot

as Crouch

The Funny Side of Christmas

as Hospital patient

Babylon

as Alan

Bloody Kids

as Disco Doorman