What Probably Would Have Happened, If I Hadn't Stayed at Home

Original title: Was wahrscheinlich passiert wäre, wäre ich nicht zuhause geblieben

Five people, one living room. Outside on the street cars are set on fire; from the kitchen comes an unpleasant smell. Only after the wine has been spilled and the issue with the dark matter is solved, the music is turned up. Open-mouth surgery.