Directed by Seth Buraglio
A man, consumed by his image, goes on a journey to reclaim his title and assert himself as the alpha-crab.
Keaton Shaffer
Crabman / Paparazzi / Mr. News Anchor / Podcaster 2
Seth Buraglio
Jimmy / Ernest Fairfield / "Falcon Guy" Actor / Pat Maweeni / Robert "Angela" Smith
Will
Newscaster 1
Leo
Newscaster 2 / Picture-Taker
Roman
Podcaster 1
Gannon
Rapscallion
Micah
Passenger Rapscallion
Mary
Driver Rapscallion
Carrie
John's Mom
Anthony
Robert Rodriguez
Christian
The Crablantian Crown
Glengarry Glen Ross
The Middle Man
My Own Love Song
Somewhere in Queens
It Runs in the Family
Family Weekend
London Calling
Don't Think Twice
