Party Races, or Rubbish on the March Snowdrifts

Original title: Партийные бега, или Дребедень на мартовских сугробах

There is a landslide departisation in the USSR. There was a firm ready to finance a competition to fill vacant positions among former party members, of course, middle and lower levels. The competitions of former party functionaries received the status of the "First Party Olympiad of the USSR"...