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ComedyAdventureRomanceWar

Don't Go Near the Water

“THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME!”

5.3(17)19571h 47mEN
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Directed by Charles Walters

Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.

Details

navyworld war iipacific islandpacific theater

Cast

Glenn Ford

Glenn Ford

Lt. J.G. Max Siegel

Gia Scala

Gia Scala

Melora Alba

Earl Holliman

Earl Holliman

Adam Garrett

Anne Francis

Anne Francis

Lt. Alice Tomlen

Keenan Wynn

Keenan Wynn

Gordon Ripwell

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